Here are my "Top 10 of How You Know You
Married a Marine".
10) Duty
He has had duty the night before, therefore he is in
dire need of sleep.
What does that mean?
you have to walk around the house in your tip-toes
to make sure you don't wake the Hulk him up.
9) Cooking
He does well in placing all the ingredients for dinner
in front of you, even your cellphone if it means take out,
but cooking, unless grilling, is out of the question.
8) Vehicles
You have asked, begged and even pleaded for
him to wash your car.
What does he do?
Washes his own car.
What do you do?
"forget" to wash his clothes.
7) Paperwork
Whether he's deploying in a month or has to update
something at DEERS, he will ALWAYS wait
until the last minute to do so, therefore
leaving you in a frantic-frenzy giving him the
"I-loathe-you" stare because
you have a million-and-one things to
do that day.
6) Morning
(this easily fits with #10)
He will have fifty-milllion alarms going off which, of course,
wake you up. Then he makes all the noise
in the world to get ready and tells you to go back to sleep.
5) Camis
If your spouse is in the Marines they
have two types of camis: woodlands and deserts.
(my fave are the deserts)
When its that time of the year to change from woodlands to deserts
they get extremely anal annoyed if their blouses and
trousers don't.match.exactly.
4) Marine Corps Ball
(this can relate to #5)
When its ball season, they are the ones who take
F.O.R.E.V.E.R. to get ready.
The funny part is that you will see their buddies, or him, adjust a button
that doesn't need adjusting!
3) Acronyms
All I hear from DH is this,
"CNN to the ESPN for TBS and NBC"
and then I politely proceed smile and nod and act
like I know what he's talking about.
2) Change of Plans
"We have to get married when?!?!?"
DH and I had that issue where the Marine Corps
made asked us change our wedding date a dozen times.
Unfortunately, that wont be the last time the Marine
Corps will change its mind. Be ready!
1) Sunday - Haircuts
That moment when he realizes he needs to get his
haircut at 10pm, so he locks himself in the bathroom for
an hour.
When you enter the bathroom you find it messy and filled
with those annoying little head-hairs, that seem to stick to everything.
When you go look for him he replies with, "I'll clean it up" which
actually translates to "I'll just wait for you to clean it up."
What are some of your "top 10"?